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by **steltz** » Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:01 pm

Did you hear about the cellist who dreamed he was playing the Messiah?

He woke up and discovered he was! :lol:

Website · by **perlnerd666** » Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:40 pm

by **Sergeï** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:57 pm

Took me a second to get it, but nice one :lol:

by **feqia** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:05 am

somebody explain plz...

Website · by **perlnerd666** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 2:36 pm

feqia wrote:somebody explain plz...

Boring cello part—so boring that one can play it in one's sleep (true story!)

by **steltz** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 3:01 pm

Also hints of waking up to find you are living your nightmare -- AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!

by **sbeckmesser** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:02 pm

perlnerd666 wrote:
feqia wrote:somebody explain plz...

Boring cello part—so boring that one can play it in one's sleep (true story!)

The cello part to Messiah isn't half so boring as the viola part. Bring on the viola jokes!

--Sixtus

by **BKhon** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:22 am

sbeckmesser wrote:
The cello part to Messiah isn't half so boring as the viola part. Bring on the viola jokes!

--Sixtus

Why is lighting so similar to a viola player?

by **KGill** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:31 am

BKhon wrote:Why is lightning so similar to a viola player?

They both only hit the same place once?

by **BKhon** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:35 am

KGill wrote:
BKhon wrote:Why is lightning so similar to a viola player?

They both only hit the same place once?

Bingo!

by **sbeckmesser** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:48 pm

What do they do when they find a dead viola player?

by **steltz** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:41 pm

Okay, somebody's going to have to say "what?" so:

"What?"

[Edit]: Does your silence imply -- nothing?

by **sbeckmesser** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:39 am

sbeckmesser wrote:What do they do when they find a dead viola player?

Move him back a stand.

--Sixtus

by **steltz** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:48 am

Good one!!

What does a viola solo have in common with wetting the bed?

They both happen very quietly and they're both intensely embarrassing.

Good joke